Monday, February 25, 2008

Broken Ankle Blog

On December, 1993 I broke my ankle. More accurately, Cy, Jason, Phil and Dave broke my ankle, when they turned an innocent sled run into a "let see if we can push them down the hill and into the parking lot" contest. Well, they got us into the parking lot, and when my foot came out of the sled, and then between the sled and the parking lot, broken ankle ensued. I was in a cast for six long weeks. No photographic evidence of the broken ankle and cast existed. Until now!

Thanks to Jane's mom, who gave my dad this picture. That's me at the end (along with Jane, Suhan, Suki and Sarah. What cuties we were/are). See that cast? I can't tell if it's the full leg one I had to wear for three weeks, or the up to the knee one I had to wear for three weeks.

Also, check out Me and Sarah's shoes. When I showed this picture to some of the kids at church, they exclaimed, "are those Vans???" Yup, they sure are. The same shoes some of the kids at church are wearing now. Man, Sarah and I were so hip!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

This article made me laugh....

He's got Obamaphilia

It's embarrassing to be among the fanatics of a relatively mainstream presidential candidate.
JoelStein

February 8, 2008

You are embarrassing yourselves. With your "Yes We Can" music video, your "Fired Up, Ready to Go" song, your endless chatter about how he's the first one to inspire you, to make you really feel something -- it's as if you're tacking photos of BarackObama to your locker, secretly slipping him little notes that read, "Do you like me? Check yes or no." Some of you even cry at his speeches. If I were Obama, and you voted for me, I would so never call you again.

Obamaphilia has gotten creepy. I couldn't figure out if the two canvassers who came to my door Sunday had taken Ecstasy or were just fantasizing about an Obama presidency, but I feared they were going to hug me. ScarlettJohansson called me twice, asking me to vote for him. She'd never even called me once about anything else. Not even to see "The Island."

What the Cult of Obama doesn't realize is that he's a politician. Not a brave one taking risky positions like RonPaul or DennisKucinich, but a mainstream one. He has not been firing up the Senate with stirring Cross-of-Gold-type speeches to end the war. He's a politician so soft and safe, Oprah likes him. There's talk about his charisma and good looks, but I know a nerd when I see one. The dude is Urkel with a better tailor.

All of this is clear to me, and yet I have fallen victim. I was at an Obama rally in Las Vegas last month, hanging at the rope line afterward in the cold night desert air, just to see him up close, to make sure he was real. I'd never heard a politician talk so bluntly, calling U.S. immigration policy "scapegoating" and "demagoguery." I'd never had even a history teacher argue that our nation's history is a series of brave people changing others' minds when things were on the verge of collapse. I want the man to hope all over me.

Still, I can't help but feel incredibly embarrassed about my feelings. In the "Yes We Can" music video that will.i.am made of Obama's Jan. 8 speech, I spotted EricChristianOlsen, a very smart actor I know. (His line is "Yes we can.") I called to see if he had gone all bobby-soxer for Obama, or if he was just shrewdly taking a part in a project that upped his Q rating.

Turns out Olsen not only contributed money, he volunteered in Iowa and California and made hundreds of calls. He also sent out a mass e-mail to his friends that contained these lines: "Nothing is more fundamentally powerful than how I felt when I met him. I stood, my hand embraced in his, and ... I felt something ... something that I can only describe as an overpowering sense of Hope." That's the gayest e-mail I've ever read, and I get notes from guys who've seen me on E!

When I started to make fun of Olsen, he said: "I get that it's a movement. But it's not like a movement for Nickelback. For the first time, we should feel justified in our passion. You don't have to feel embarrassed about it, buddy." It was a convincing argument until he told me he cried during an Obama speech. That did not help me feel less lame.

So to de-Romeo-ize, I called someone immune to Obama's hottie dreaminess: a white suburban feminist baby boomer. To get two things done at once, I called my mother.

My mom, a passionate HillaryClinton supporter, immediately attacked Obamamania. "Some part of me wants to say, 'People wake up. He has no plans.' I get frustrated listening to his speeches after awhile," she said. She also said that the new vacation house in Key West is really great and her vertigo hasn't been acting up.

I started to feel a little more grounded again. Did I want to be some dreamer hippie loser, or a person who understands that change emerges from hard work and conflict? "People are projecting an awful lot onto him," Mom said. "Almost like what was that movie with, oh, the movie, oh God. That English actor, he practically said nothing. Oh shoot. He was the butler and everybody loved him and what he was thinking and feeling. Do you know the movie I'm talking about? You don't." Hers, of course, is the demographic most likely to vote.

But she's right. Obama is PeterSellers in "Being There." As a therapist, she's seen the danger of ungrounded expectations. "You feel young again. You feel like everything is possible. He helps you feel that way and you want to feel that way; it's a great marriage. Unfortunately, the divorce will happen very quickly." Mom is the kind of realistic tough-talker who isn't afraid to make divorce analogies to a child of divorce.

"We want what he represents," she said. "A young, idealistic person who really believes it. And he believes it. He believes he can change the world. I just don't think he can."

Thing is, I've watched too many movies and read too many novels; I can't root against a person who believes he can change the world. The best we Obamaphiles can do is to refrain from embarrassing ourselves. And I do believe that we can resist making more "We Are the World"-type videos. We can resist crying jags. We can resist, in every dinner argument and every e-mail, the word "inspiration." Yes, we can.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

My Parents Think I'm On Drugs. Or a Commie. Both?

Not only am I TeamBarack, but my brother and sister are too. Yay Yu's! My parents were originally both TeamHillary. But I've been pushing Barack all week- pointing out the political dynasty party, the smartness part, the awesomeness part. But I don't think they really decided to change their vote until they saw that AngryAsianMan endorsed Obama. Then it was "O-shee" all the way.

I think my parents think I'm some kind of socialist/communist nut. When I say vote for Barack, it's all hesitation and "oh really?" "hmmmm... i'll think about it" "but Hillary has experience." When AngryAsianMan says vote for Barack, it's "hell yeah! Barack it is!" What's up with that?

Maybe I shouldn't be so crazy about I say around the house. When they asked me about the IndianGamingAct, I told them we should give the NativeAmericans whatever they want, because we've crapped on them for so long, they deserve all the money they can squeeze out of the gamblers. I think they were a little taken aback.

BARACK THE VOTE!!!

I guess it's not much of a secret that I'm TeamBarack. I just think he's wonderful. He's gotten me all re-excited about politics, government, elections, after being completely jaded from the disasters of the last eight years. He's got me thinking and hoping about an awesomer America. With him, I think it could/might/maybe happen!!!

Here's the thing- it's not that i'm against Hillary. I'm just incredibly ambivalent about her. Nothing about her candidacy excites me. Even the fact that she's a woman is tempered by the fact that our first woman president (Clinton2- potentially president #44) was married to the former president (Clinton1- president #42). Strikingly similar to another president (Bush2- president #43) whose father was former president (Bush1- president #41). Can you only be president if your father or husband was one? Is this a monarchy???? Blah. I digress. The point is, I'll be happy if she wins the general election, and I'll probably even vote for her, but I won't care enough to campaign for her or volunteer or donate. If she wins, there will be a Bush or a Clinton in the WhiteHouse from the time I was 7 until at least the time I'm 31. If you count the years Bush1 was Veep, there will be a Bush or a Clinton in the executive office for my ENTIRE LIFE (including most of the time spent in utero).

Now, it's not that I like Obama's policies so much better than Clinton's. I basically think they're the same. But man, I'm EXCITED about Obama. He makes me want to go out and volunteer for his campaign, and for the country. He makes me feel like this country can change for the better. And it's not that he's going to change anything by himself, but I really think he can inspire others go out and take action and be that change. In him, I see a smart, compassionate, committed LEADER- not just another Washington Blah Blah Blah.

I know I sound so idealistic. But man, what's wrong with idealism? What's wrong with having a candidate who inspires all that? After so many years of unenthusiasm bordering on apathy bordering on hatred, it's nice to feel excited about politics and government and this country.

Also, I love Obama's cred. Minority who grew up and Asia and has a half Asian sister. Awesome. Community organizer in Chicago. Love it. After HarvardLaw, didn't go back to supercorporate firm Sidley and instead worked for a public interest firm. I LOVE IT. Also, he's super smart, married to an intelligent, articulate woman, and used to teach conlaw (it'll be nice to have a president who knows what habeuscorpus means!!!!)

Just one more thing- the experience argument. First, Obama is about the same age as Clinton1 was when he was first elected. Second, who the heck has the necessary experience to be president? There is no other job like it. The closest thing is probably governor. Clinton1 was governor, I think he was a great president. Bush2 was governor, I think he is/was a terrible president. Reagan, Carter- governors. The job duties of a senator don't exactly match up to the job duties of the President. The last sitting senator to be President was... Kennedy? I think Kennedy. And most people agree that although he wasn't the best president, he really inspired the country. Also, he founded the PeaceCorps. (Note: Bush1 used to be a Senator, before he was CIA Director and Veep, Johnson was Senator before he was Veep, and Ford was a Congressman before he was Veep and then President. I'm a nerd.) So basically, I don't think it matters that Clinton2 has more experience in the Senate than Obama.

Arrrrghhh. The past two elections have seen the candidates I wanted fall to the EvilBushEmpire. Will this be another year of disappointment? Another year of a candidate I'm ambivalent about falling to a candidate I despise? (To be fair, I don't despise McCain, just Romney and Huck. And I was actually fairly enthusiastic about Gore and Kerry, because Gore was cool, and Kerry was not Bush2.)

I guess I just want a candidate who I really respect, and who I'll be excited to see in the WhiteHouse. I want a President who will really try to change this country for the better, and who cares about social justice and civil rights and liberties. I want something different, after so many years of the same. I WANT OBAMA!!!

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WHERE'S OUR F***ING TICKER TAPE PARADE G**DAMMIT???!!!!!

Today New York City had a ticker tape parade for their SuperBowl Champs the NYGiants. I was rooting for the Giants, so woo woo them.

But then I got to thinking-- where the f*** is our ticker tape parade? When the frak am I going to see my beloved Giants with ticker tape raining down on their convertibles (what is ticker tape btw?)???? When will the 49ers reach their former glory and ride down MarketStreet? Hell, when will the Sharks drink from Cup and have a rally in CesarChavezPlaza??? Will we ever really believe that the Warriors will have a victory parade in Oakland (there's a joke here about Oakland. But I'll refrain). And I'm skipping the As and the Raiders, cause I don't give a crap about them.

The point is-- where the hell our are victories??? The last time we had a champion was the 49ers in 1995, SuperBowl29 (they crushed the SDChargers.) We've come close since then- the Sharks have gone pretty far, the Warriors had an amazing run last year... the GIANTS BLEW IT in 2001. But no world championship joy. It makes me sad. Really sad.

So I will continue hoping against hope, and continue being bitter against other team's joys, that one of my beloved BayArea teams wins a championship. Especially the Giants. Even though THEY BLEW IT IN 2001.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

This video choked me up. Who knew a BlackEyedPea and Barack could make such a great combination?