WHERE'S OUR F***ING TICKER TAPE PARADE G**DAMMIT???!!!!!

Today New York City had a ticker tape parade for their SuperBowl Champs the NYGiants. I was rooting for the Giants, so woo woo them.

But then I got to thinking-- where the f*** is our ticker tape parade? When the frak am I going to see my beloved Giants with ticker tape raining down on their convertibles (what is ticker tape btw?)???? When will the 49ers reach their former glory and ride down MarketStreet? Hell, when will the Sharks drink from Cup and have a rally in CesarChavezPlaza??? Will we ever really believe that the Warriors will have a victory parade in Oakland (there's a joke here about Oakland. But I'll refrain). And I'm skipping the As and the Raiders, cause I don't give a crap about them.

The point is-- where the hell our are victories??? The last time we had a champion was the 49ers in 1995, SuperBowl29 (they crushed the SDChargers.) We've come close since then- the Sharks have gone pretty far, the Warriors had an amazing run last year... the GIANTS BLEW IT in 2001. But no world championship joy. It makes me sad. Really sad.

So I will continue hoping against hope, and continue being bitter against other team's joys, that one of my beloved BayArea teams wins a championship. Especially the Giants. Even though THEY BLEW IT IN 2001.