I am really stressed out. Here are a couple reasons why:
4. Am moving tomorrow. Must finish packing. Why do I have so much stuff all of a sudden?
3. Have to take a cab to the UHaul place. That sucks. Why isn't it Metro accessible???
2. Have to drive a big ass UHaul cargo van. Have never driven a big ass cargo van in my life.
1. And the NUMBER ONE reason I am stressed out: Yesterday, I threw a couple bags of garbage down the garbage chute, and in doing so, also THREW MY KEYS DOWN THE GARBAGE CHUTE. I screamed as I heard my keys fly and clank down the chute. And then I almost cried.

I just want to be moved.