Things that Confuse Me:
1. Why we went into Iraq and what we're still doing there.
2. Four car trains during rush hour.
3. The popularity of the Olsen twins
4. Carrot Top
5. Why anyone would ever watch "The Swan"
6. Why John Stevens is still on "American Idol"

Also, I watched the first episode of the "The Bachelor" last night. Some observations:
1. It was a lot like rush. Cheesy conversations, fake smiles, little glimpses of personality, occasional connection. When the girls came out of the limo and they met and had the little conversations-- I immediately thought of rush, and how I had heard that exact same conversation a million times before. Ha.
2. Jesse Palmer is cuuuuuuuute. And speaks French. Okay. He's hot.
3. The spy in the house-- ingenious. Can't wait to find out who she is.
4. Already hate Trish. From the moment she made the "wrap her legs around him" comment, I was grossed out and knew she'd be "that girl"-- the one who everybody in the house and in America hates, but the guy is somehow entranced by.
5. Beauty pageant girl kind of looks like a skeleton toy/doll thing, with the big forehead, set in eyes and big chin.
6. Thai pop singer? Huh?
7. I can't believe he messed up the names. LAME-O. Felt sooooo bad for the girl.


Also, yesterday I went for a long walk and found the nearest public library to my apartment. Sweeeeet. I was very very excited. And then I realized what a huge nerd I am, so that joy was slightly tempered.