Dear Bizarro EvilDoppelgangerHannah,

You suck. Please stop making my life miserable. Please stop ruining my credit. Please pay your bills. I would like to get student loans and go to school and be a productive member of society, instead of being a financially delinquent, irresponsible ass clown like you. Today I offered to find your address and give it to the LaSalleCounty Attorney'sOffice (i think they're still looking for you. seriously, why would you write a bad check to a sky diving company? go skydiving, pay your f***ing bill.) They declined my offer. If I ever meet you in person, I might punch you in the face.

Sincerely,
HannahKimYu
TheRealHannah