Junior year, she makes my life difficult when she gets trashed in her dorm, pukes in the bathroom, and gets written up for underage drinking. I get phone calls telling me to come in to RHA and clear it up. I eventually have to go in to say, no, I'm not underage and I don't live in Bobb, but there is someone with my name who actually is underage and actually lives in that dorm.

Today i get a phone call saying that a claim has been filed against me t0 the LaSalleCounty Attys Office for writing a bad check in 2005 while I lived in 1927Orrington in Evanston to a skydiving company. Except that I didn't live in Evanston in 2006, and have never gone skydiving. However... I might be able to think of someone who did, and would be that dumb.

Bizarro Me, why do you keep making my life difficult? Is this payback for not telling SallieMae that I think they're sending me your statements?