This morning I woke up an hour earlier than I was supposed to. I showered and got ready, all while I was watching the clock to make sure I left on time. I didn't realize that it was an hour earlier until I got downstairs. Lame. Lame lame lame.

There's a news story floating around about how researchers have discovered a gene that gives people in Asian countries dry earwax instead of sticky earwax. I never realized that there was really a difference-- I just thought earwax was earwax. It turns out that I have white people's earwax. I'm a Korean freak. I should ask my siblings what they have. Maybe I'm adopted.

The Olympics are coming up. When I was little, I was an Olympic freak. I mean, I was so excited about them and watched all the competitions and sat through the whole Opening Ceremonies and crap like that. Now, I could give a crap. I think it's because when I was little all the athletes were older and I looked up to them. Now they're all younger than me and just remind me that I am spectacularly untalented.

I'm blogging right now because I really really really want to avoid reading civil procedure.

I really want to watch GoodNight and GoodLuck, WalkTheLine, MrsHendersonPresents, and that movie with Paul Walker about the dogs.

Does anyone know the scientific reason why your pee smells after you eat asparagus? Does it happen to everyone?

When I grow up I want to be a lawyer or a caterpillar.